BULLSHITZU!

The People’s Craptocurrency

Bitcoin, step aside. Doge, move over. The “wow” must bow to the king of dog meme coins- Bullshitzu! Half Bulldog, Half Shih Tzu, Half Combat Fighting Warlord Self Defense Master, 100% Pure Pedigreed Bullshitzu!

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“Bullshitzu totally revolutionized my life! If it weren’t for everyone giving me a bunch of Bullshitzu, I wouldn’t be where I am today!” -Random homeless guy from off the street

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The Most Lucrative Crypto Crapto Investment Ever!
Not A Scam.
Not A Rug.
Fair Launch (to the moon)
Not Bullshit.
It’s Bullshitzu!

Something Bullshitzu This Way Comes…

What IS A Bullshitzu?

A Crossbred Mutt Who Thinks Its A Pedigreed Martial Arts Master

The Art Of Bullshitzu

A cross between Jiu Jitsu and really stupid martial arts combat/self defense moves! A truly funny meme to sharpen your fighting skills.

King Of Dog Memes

A cross between Bulldogs and Shih Tsu’s. Pedigreed mutts 100% full of BS! The king of dog memes and more meme-ish than any other!

Bullshitzus In A Bullshitzu World

Bullshitzu dogs competing in Bullshitzu martial arts. A meme within a meme within a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a bathrobe.

Most Meme Coins Have No Real Utility, But Not Bullshitzu!

Imagine paying your taxes with Bullshitzu! Imagine paying off your bank note or your debt to the mafia with Bullshitzu. Stick it to the man! Imagine a world where everyone loves your Bullshitzu! Most fiat currency and even crypto might be considered Bullshitzu these days, why not remind everyone that money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a bunch of Bullshitzu!

A marketplace to buy a bunch of Bullshitzu stuff!
Win Bullshitzu coins & prizes that keeps the BS flowing!

A way to pay others for Bullshitzu goods or services!
Pay your lobotomist or donate to a lame politician!

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A Diverse Bullshitzu Exchange

Don’t put all your Bullshitzu
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Pay it forward with the greatest
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Pure Bullshitzu

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Shih Tzu

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100% Pedigree.
Because Mutts Agree.

BULLSHITZU ROADMAP

“Follow the brown brick road…”

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Before The Crapstorm!

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Full integration and support for most crypto coin wallets is a high priority and will happen within a matter of days- before the crap storm hits!


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FAQs

Frequently asked questions

What’s the scoop on the poop? What is Bullshitzu?

Bullshitzu is a meme-based cryptocurrency inspired by the absurdity of the crypto markets, blending humor, sarcasm and satire with real utility. It’s designed to be a fun, community-driven project with unique features like regularly planned coin burns, community contests, and exclusive member benefits. Bullshitzu aims to truly become the “king of dog meme coins,” offering not just laughs but also a novel way to engage with the crypto crapto world.

How is Bullshitzu different from other meme coins?

Bullshitzu differentiates itself by combining humor with tangible utility. Unlike many meme coins that rely solely on hype, Bullshitzu offers real value through exclusive features like raffles, treasure hunts, and the ability to participate and purchase products on Bullshitzu.Club. It’s designed to create a strong, engaged community with ongoing campaigns and events that add long-term value.

What are Bullshitzu’s key utilities?

Bullshitzu’s utilities include access to exclusive Bullshitzu.Club products, participation in community-driven contests, lotteries, and treasure hunts (find and decode a wallets secret phrases), and the potential for staking other rewards. Also creating opportunities for charity focused giving for those in Bullshitzu circumstances. Additionally, Bullshitzu’s regular burn events create scarcity, potentially increasing value over time. The coin is designed for both fun and function, with future expansions planned as the community grows.

How can I buy Bullshitzu?

Bullshitzu will be available on major decentralized exchanges (DEXs). Investors can buy Bullshitzu using popular cryptocurrencies like Ethereum or BNB by connecting their wallets to these platforms. Detailed instructions and supported exchanges will be provided on the Bullshitzu.Club website once the coin is listed.

Will Bullshitzu be a long-term investment?

Bullshitzu is designed with both short-term excitement and long-term value in mind. Regular burn events, exclusive utilities, and ongoing community engagement are strategies intended to increase Bullshitzu’s value over time. However, as with any cryptocurrency, investors should do their own research and consider their risk tolerance or BS tolerance.

How does the Bullshitzu burn process work?

Bullshitzu will regularly burn a portion of its supply to create scarcity and increase the remaining coins’ value. Coins are sent to an unspendable address, effectively removing them from circulation. Burn events will be announced in advance and will take place at set intervals, ensuring transparency and consistency.

What is the total supply of Bullshitzu?

Bullshitzu will start with an initial supply of 1 billion coins. A portion of this supply will be locked into allocation for community engagement activities like Bullshitzu meme contests, raffles, treasure hunts, creative game giveaways and lotteries, while regular burns will gradually reduce the overall supply, increasing scarcity and potentially driving up value. Read our Bullshitzu Roadmap for more information.

How can I get involved in the Bullshitzu community?

You can get involved by joining the Bullshitzu.Club, participating in community events, and engaging with us on social media and spreading the BS. The Bullshitzu community is the heart of the project, with opportunities to earn coins through contests, participate in real decision-making opportunities and contribute to the coin’s growth.

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